self-fulfilling fortune cookie

self-fulfilling fortune cookie

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The IT Crowd - Series 3 - Episode 4: The Internet

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OH NO

It’s over 9000

It’s over 9000

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

The phone tree part at the beginning is pretty funny

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SHOW 30: Unicorn Printer / 59min / December 29, 2009

Kris and David explore phone trees, flay people in the name of science, take a stab at speculative living, and answer the question “when is a hobo truly a hobo?”

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Sheila, is everything alright?No it’s not, my cat died.Oh no! Senior Noodlebomb?No, that’s Debbie’s cat. She’s an idiot.My cat was named Meow is the Time for All Good Men to Come to the Aid of Their Country.I just called him Meow.But meow he’s dead.He loved puns.

Sheila, is everything alright?
No it’s not, my cat died.
Oh no! Senior Noodlebomb?
No, that’s Debbie’s cat. She’s an idiot.
My cat was named Meow is the Time for All Good Men to Come to the Aid of Their Country.
I just called him Meow.
But meow he’s dead.
He loved puns.